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GUINEA PIG DUREX – (£6 for pack of 20, P&P extra)
I had to address the problem of birth control when I decided I wanted all my guinea pigs to live together happily, but I no longer wanted to breed them. The only solution was to invent Guinea Pig Durex. These are tiny latex bags that stick securely to the penis area. They have to be changed regularly because of their rampant sex lives. I am also considering opening a sex addiction clinic for guinea pigs, to help them control their sexual desires. I am in discussion with an eminent psychologist about this possibility.

GUINEA PIG INCONTINENCE NAPPIES – (£6 for a pack of 10, P&P extra)
I like my guinea pigs to have a full life and to be able to run around the house as much as they desire and my cat will allow. I had to find a way to stop the continuous trail of pellets and pee; hence I invented Guinea Pig Incontinence Pads. These pads are one-size and fit neatly around the hind quarters and can be adjusted to fit any size guinea pig waist.

BEFORE ORDERING THE ABOVE, ASK YOURSELF, IS THIS A WIND-UP? Contact me to find out more.

FOREST FRESH DRIED GRASSES AND LEAVES – (£5 for 1kg, P&P extra)
I personally collect the above from wooded coastal areas and my guinea pigs thrive on their organic goodness.